An Ode to My Ex

you have bad breath and
your teeth is yellow
you have nail rot and
you eat your cuticles to its nail marrow
you have ocd (what's with wearing only blue?)
you walk like a duck and
your arms are short
bet you got 'em dwarf dna
you shovel in food without finishing a mouthful
you scrape your plate noisily with your cutlery
you are selfish (what's with the 300 jackets in your wardrobe?)
and super stingy (and yet wont buy a bottle of loceryl?)
your car is a piece of shit and yet you buy a few $800 suits
you use face products but do not shower before bed
you say, "you know", 10 millions times in one sentence
you fart while walking on the street
and you're fukkin ugly!